Something amusing (well, to me it is)

Surfed through the GameFAQs boards and came across this on LUE.

Topic: What if Pluto got really pissed about not being a planet


Bob the fish:
IN A WORLD

Panout from Earth to solar system.

WHERE MANKIND WATCHES THE STARS

Continue panout.

MANKIND JUST DID SOMETHING...

Cut to press conference.

IT SHOULDN'T HAVE.

Scientist: We no longer consider Pluto to be the ninth planet in the solar system.
Crowd: *mumbling*

Cut to Pluto flying towards the sun, then NASA headquarters.

Scientist 1: Pluto's orbit has changed.
Scientist 2: It's heading straight towards us!

NOW

Missles hit Pluto with no effect.

THE FATE OF THE WORLD

People run through the streets of New York as Pluto becomes larger in the sky

LIES IN THE HANDS OF TWO MEN.

WILL SMITH

Pluto flies through Mars, destroying it.

Will Smith: AWW HELL NAW!

AND SAMUEL L. JACKSON

Samuel L. Jackson: I WANT THESE MOTHER****ING PLANETOIDS OFF THIS MOTHER****ING SOLAR SYSTEM!

STAR IN

Cut to Pluto beginning to burn up in Earth's atmosphere

DWARF PLANET. COMING JUNE 2007. RATED R.



Firebird25:
With Arnold Schwarzenegger as.... The President

Secret Service Agent: Sir, Pluto is headed on a direct collision course for the White House!
President Arnie: WE HAF TO GET OUT OF HEAH!

fooliecoolierulie:
Jeff Goldblum: This...this is terrible. It's all over. No more America, no more Europe, no more Asia...wait a second, Asia...Judo. When faced with great force, don't try to stop it, just try to move it away from you! Don't you see, we can use Pluto's own gravity against it!

topic bumber:
And Anthony Hopkins as the senior astronomer overseeing the convention.

watching the news reports on Pluto coming closer to the Earth's atmosphere
Anthony Hopkins: *takes off glasses* My God... what have we done?

Gekigangar3:
How does David Hasselhoff factor into this?


Well, I think it's amusing. And like some mentioned, it's in the same vein as some of the popular movies of our day and age.